Music Review
Star System
1 star - Sucks, save you money and buy a beer
2 stars - Borrow it from someone
3 stars - Wait for it go on sale
4 stars - Don't leave Wal*Mart without it
5 stars - Stop whatever the heck you're doing right now, and download this puppy immediately
Jason Aldean - Relentless (four stars)
Yeah, that cover is hot. If the photos on Jason's website are any indication, I'm looking forward to getting my hands on this jewel case. But enough about my desires for this Georgia Boy; onto the music.
For those of you who like a little more rock with your southern country, Jason Aldean is the man for you. With a voice that is somewhere in between Josh Turner and the other palm-leaf-hat-act on the circuit; Kenny Chesney, Jason voice floats along very well through this CD with the electric guitars that make up the majority of melodies; never once making the majority of the regrets-about-love songs seem tired or worn. Both are carried so well by the music and vocals that you can forget that the string songs such as 'Do You Wish It Was Me', 'Who's Kissing You Tonight' and 'Back in This Cigarette' are saying similar things and have been sung in numerous variant with other titles and lyrics time and time before. Though the album is not all poor, poor pitiful me songs.
'I Use What I Got' is about resilience in the confidence to be who you are as you follow your dreams and not to change because someone tells that will make it easier. (Something our community knows a little bit about.) 'Laughed Until We Cried' tells about those moments and memories in your life that bring tears to your eyes because you were having such a good time. Another 'memory' song that has a different take on the regrets-about-love song is 'My Memory Ain't What is Used to Be'; a song that reminds us that as time goes on our memories become selective in what we choose to recall.
My replay-until-its-worn favorite of the Album is 'I Break Everything I Touch', a clever self-aware song sung to a potential pick-up. (Yup, guys, this is one of those 'anthem' songs for me.) The lyrics explain why I'm a bad boy for you, but the driving melody that goes with it, helps to rescue it from being just another droning-don't-date-me-I'm-damaged-goods song.
The one misstep on this comes in the title of Johnny Cash. The song has absolutely nothing to do with the Man in Black, but more to do with running off with your baby to Vegas. A great song regardless of the misleading title, but it makes me think that someone was "cashing" in on the name to get airplay.
Gretchen Wilson - One of The Boys (four stars)
The Redneck Bisexuals dream does it again, though on this CD we see more of the softer laid-back side of this lady. The CD is not without the driving yee-haw-howdy tunes that we have come to expect from the Redneck Woman such as 'There's a Place in the Whiskey', 'Good Ole Boy', 'There Goes the Neighborhood' and my favorite of them all 'You Don't Have to Go Home' (you all know the next line in this lyric), but the CD is well balanced with some very powerfully pleasant ballads.
My most favorite of them all is 'Heaven Help Me', a song about the internal struggle that we all face with trying to walk the road of a good person amongst those times of--as the song puts it best 'wound[ing] those that love me and refused to take the blame.' Gretchen wraps her voice so hauntingly well around this tune that it will strike strong a chord in everyone's heart. The song's subtle self-examination is the hook that hits you and the real beauty of the song is that it pulls off its message without the preachy undertones of some of the more recent songs that fall into the same vein. If the agents don't release this song as single, heaven help them for not recognizing a potential number one.
There is not a flat song at all on this CD, not even the ballad with fellow Muzik Mafia member John Rich, which I understand from a recent issue of Country Weekly has gotten an icy reception on country radio. This puzzles me and the only explanation that I have for that is that the song does not exemplify the Gretchen Wilson that radio wants to sell. Hopefully, she will not wind up painted into the same box as that other Rough and Rowdy Honky-Tonker, Toby Keith. Another singer who can also wrap their voice around a ballad and send it straight to you heart.
The only reason that this CD does not deserve 5 stars is that while all the songs are good there are not to many of them that are repeat until their worn, but you'll still listen to this CD a couple of times over anyway.
Jason Michael Carroll - Waiting in the Country (5 stars)
Don't let the look of this fella fool you. Although he may look like he should be singing on the soundtrack to Gilmore Girls or One Tree Hill, this boy is all Honky-Tonk. He even has the voice; just a few gravel steps above Josh Turner. With hard driving hits such as 'Waiting in the Country', 'I Can Sleep When I'm Dead' and 'Anywhere USA', you'll have plenty of reason to turn up the radio as you go running through the mud or running over to Restoration Hardware.
Much like the two preceding artists in this review set, Jason sings songs about lost love and its regrets and heartache. However, the driving to mid-tempo beats keep these songs from just being another tearjerker sung by a man done wrong. It is also no drawback that the young Hag sound (meaning Merle, not the straight girls that hang around us) works very well with these songs. The one place where it could possibly be a potential wrong choice would be on the song 'No Good in Goodbye'. But what keeps me from saying goodbye to this song with the skip button is the complimenting duet vocals of Jewel. (Yes, for you thirtysomethings and above it is the 'Who Will Save Your Soul' Jewel. For your younger club set your "Intuition" is right about who you think Jewel is.) This lifts the song from sinking as low as Carroll's voice.
For those of you country fans who are also fans of those teen angst sudsers or want to remember your Melrose days, this CD closes out with the flowing 'Let it Rain', which is at home as a close out to this CD as it would be on the CW. Adding to this the could be a nod to Garth Brooks 'Honky Tonk Friends', make this CD definitely something worth having in your collection. Jason Michael Carroll is one of those sleeper singers who you know is going to go far in country music.
Patrick Hunter
Music Critic
Coosie's Corner
From ASGRA member Tom
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Ingredients
2 ¼ cups all-purpose flour
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
¾ cup granulated sugar
¾ cup packed brown sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract
2 large eggs
2 cups chocolate chips
1 cup nuts
Combine flour, baking soda, and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar, and vanilla extract in large mixing bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beat well after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir chocolate chips and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoons onto greased baking sheets.
Bake for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown. Cool on baking sheets for 2 minutes. Makes about 5 dozen cookies
ASGRA History In Review
From the September, 1995 newsletter
Heart Rock Ranch, "Lessons Learned"
By Rocky Kuhn, Mr. ASGRA 1995
The last article promised you tales of a runaway yearlings, a rampaging bull, and the saddest day on Heart Rock Ranch. Since I didn't want to buy any more cow / calf pairs through the sale barn (high risk of sickness) and since it was too late in the year to get pregnant cows, I set out to purchase yearlings. In fact, I bought 106 head and turned them out to pasture. As it turned out, a lot of heifers has not been previously weaned so they went looking for their mothers. Two went through the fence - open headed north, the other south.
I happened upon the southern one on my way to get to the other yearling. I chased her into a neighbor's pasture and thought she's stay with his cattle. That night he and I went to check on her and she was no where to be seen. He spotted the next morning a couple of miles down the road and suggested I call another neighbor who has a national high school finals roping son. The son was unavailable but the Dad was willing. The heifer was six miles from home; he roped her, we dragged her into the trailer; I got stuck with the trailer and pickup; he road off to get a neighbor's tractor; and we eventually got the heifer home. The northern heifer was spotted in another neighbor's pasture. He and his son brought her in with their cows.
There are two morals to the story: 1) lock your yearlings in a corral for a couple of days until they settle down, and 2) having cattle get out is a very quick way to meet neighbors.
By June 1st, it was time for breeding so I purchased a 22 month old registered angus bull. He was a little ornery in the corral and bumped his nose hard enough to draw blood. When we got home and unloaded him in the pasture with the cows, he came out of the trailer like a bullet and immediately turned around to see who he could get. I was the closest so he came on and I scurried back into the pickup. Not caring about the cows, he ran out of the pasture and down the road. I headed after him with the pickup and trailer and go tin front of him to turn him around. He stopped but wouldn't turn so I got out to chase him and he again charged me: the first time I ran back to the pickup, the second time I got inside!
My brother and I got Doug's horses but the bull would not move for anything. He would charge the horse but that was it. We then got the tractor; he would move for that, but not in the right direction. We roped him but he tore the rope. We put cows in with him, but he wouldn't stay with them. The next day I called the roping neighbors again and the two sons came that evening to chase him home. Hah! After sizing-up the bull and the situation, they went home for reinforcements. Three ropers came back with three good horses. With three ropes on him, the bull finally hit the ground and we were able to drag him into the trailer. The bull spent the night on the trailer and I took him back to the owner. He felt so bad that he gave me tother bulls for the price of one (although one will be returned when breeding season is over). Moral of the story: don't get and unruly bull.
Now for the saddest day on Heart Rock Ranch. One morning I was checking the cows with the tractor since I was out digging post holes. Dakota was with me and a cow went after her. She ran to me for protection and ran right under the rear tractor wheel. Miraculously, she was still able to run in circles. I rushed her to the vet and he said to let her stabilize for a few days to see what happens. She had a huge lump on her side but didn't seem to have any broken bones. To make this long story short, she had her first surgery to sew-up her abdominal cavity since the insides were hanging out subcutaneously. As a result, she couldn't breathe well, would not lie down and would fall asleep on her feet. Her second surgery sewed up a diaphragmatic hernia and peeled her liver away from her heart where it wa attaching. Six weeks later, she seems to be on the mend to a perfect recovery and is returning to here energetic self. No moral here.
I really miss Dude - I needed him desperately for all three of these episodes. He went to see his third vet; this time x-rays were taken of his leg. The diagnosis: a clean cannon bone, no spurs or foreign matter; basically he's over it and will heal now that he abscessed out the front of the rear injury. The prognosis: healing will take up to a year. He'll never be 100% on that leg; no riding for a ling time. The solution: I bought another horse who knows nothing about rodeo events. I will work on him during the two weeks prior to the St. Paul rodeo and plan to take him. By the time you read this the rodeo will be history and proof will be in the pudding.
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